Black Friday

 Personally, I see no correlation.

I love Christmas and I love presents, but this is too much. Unchecked consumption on any level isn't healthy and it isn't sustainable.

This year, I am giving charity and keeping my consumption to a dull roar.

Besides, it's really all about family, spending time... and the turkey. At least, for me. 

Puuuuhhhh... dry turkey scream.

The Meme you LOVE to Hate...

Hipsters.

Yes, I admit it. I hate them.

But not so much as "I detest them with every fibre of my being," as I do the following things:

Nazis
Acid-Washed Tapered Jeans
Seafood of any variety
Denzel Washington (More on that later)

More like, they're just fun to hate. They're so weird, what with all their beanies, v-necked shirts, ambiguous sexual appearance and strangely pinched skulls.

Die Hipsters!

So I May Have Forgotten About You...

It's not you. It's me. Really.

I didn't mean to leave you abandoned, like a ginger-haired urchin, on the streets of Bloggingsville.

It's just... I got busy. And then depressed. And then laid off. And then depressed. And then hungry.

But now I'm back. Who knows for how long. The whims of a breezy gaddabout such as myself are so hard to fortell.

On another note, how ice-cold is this fellow? Such convinction to being a douche.